Sunday, September 7, 2008

Our Video Friends



We need to get these guys making videos for us on toptentopten.com

Dudes Wearing Top Hats




I was finding these great pics of dudes wearing top hats when I found this pretty funny blog. Good shit

http://askpretentioushatman.blogspot.com/


The "pretentious hat man" is the guy in the middle apparently.

But I say screw t-shirts. We should market our site on top hats. Every fashion trend makes a comeback. Why not the top hat?

Top Ten 80s and 90s TV Theme Songs

Here's another dandy. Currently a top five top ten list. Who knows how long this one will stay amongst the top ten top ten lists but I'm definitely thinking of referring to individual lists as "top (fill in the blank) top ten lists" as soon as they get on the home page. Depending on their current rank of course.

Afterall, our friggin site is called Toptentopten.com. What the hell is with that name? Well screw you for asking. It's obviously a brilliant name and if we start referring to the top three top ten lists and top five top ten lists listed amongst in the top ten top ten lists, then our name and our whole concept of listing lists may start catching on.

And that's the hope.

That and getting the cheers theme song in the top three of this list. Why it is ranked 7th is beyond me. And where in the hell is the Golden Girls theme!? I'm going to vote on this bitch until I see Golden Girls at #1. It's that simple.

"Thank you for being a friend/Travel down the road and back again/Your heart is true/ You're a pal and a confidant."

"And if you threw a party/You invited everyone you knew/You would see/The biggest gift would be for me/And the card attached would say..."

"Thank you for being a friend"

Poetry bitches.

Top Ten Most Overused Business Expressions

Wow look who just learned how to "print screen" on his mac. Apple + Shift + 4. Now I gotta see how our "share this" feature works. Something tells me screen shots like this are going to be the cleanest way to post lists on this blog but we shall see.

So this is one of my favorite lists at the moment. Partially because I made it but mostly because it's just great. Something everyone can relate to.

I was in an actual meeting the other day and in the conference room were a stack of business flashcards. I don't remember exactly what they were called but let's just call them that for now. Anyways- pretty much all of these expressions were on them. They were hysterical and had definitions, pictures, and examples, etc. For "Future Proof" there was a picture of an older couple getting married. The woman is saying to the man "I feel so future proof with you" or something like that.

I might have to steal these flashcards next time I see them.

This guy

I do say my good man. That is one fine top ten list you have there. That is most certainly a top ten top ten list. Quite possibly top five top ten list.