Monday, August 17, 2009

The Top Ten Wussiest Dog Breeds

These are the ten wussiest dogs, aka, dogs that girls like to dress up or carry in their purse. Not necessarily because the dog themselves is a wuss, dogs of any breed can be very aggressive and tough. These are dogs that if you are seen with, no matter if you are a roid raging meathead, you will look like a complete wuss.

10. DachshundWussiest enough to make any fireman look like a little girl.

9. Chi-poo
That outfit doesn't make you look wussy, you make you look wussy.

8. Brussels Griffon
If only they acted like an Ewok.

7. Chihuahua
Yo quiero self-respect.

6. Yorkshire Terrier

I'm sorry, there is just no way we can take you seriously.

5. Pomeranian
Align CenterWhen I stop laughing, I'll have something degrading to say to you.

4. Papillon
Wearing wuss like a badge.

3. Poodle
It's unfortunate dogs can't talk or operate a gun, otherwise this haircut would never happen

2. Maltese
$1,000 if you can join a fraternity with this walking down the street next to you.

1. Bischon Frise
I wish there was a word that describes something wussier than the word wussy.

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The Top Ten Wussiest Dog Breeds


1 comments:

Trish said...

This is HYSTERICAL!!! I never really could appreciate lap (read wussy) dogs and this puts it all into perspective!!!